Dad’s Pullout Game Baby Vest – Critical Failure D20 Bodysuit | Funny New Dad Gift | DnD Baby Grow | Tiny Terrors

🎲 “DAD’S PULLOUT GAME – CRITICAL FAILURE” BABY VEST – BY TINY TERRORS
Geek Dad Baby Gift | DnD Baby Vest | Funny Baby Shower Present | Handmade in the UK

Let’s be honest. The roll didn’t go well.
This hilarious baby vest is for dads who failed their constitution check — and created the cutest critical hit ever.

Featuring a bold d20 design rolled to a tragic 1, and the phrase “Critical Failure”, this vest is perfect for Dungeons & Dragons lovers, tabletop geeks, or anyone who deserves a laugh (and maybe a gentle roast).

Handmade with high-quality materials and packed with Tiny Terrors mischief, it's the ultimate new dad gag gift.

🍼 PRODUCT DETAILS
• Colour: White
• Sizes: Newborn to 24 Months
• Style: Short-sleeved cotton baby vest
• Shoulder folds + bottom poppers for easy changing
• Design: “Dad’s Pullout Game – Critical Failure” in bold gothic vinyl
• Handmade by Tiny Terrors in the UK
• Gift-ready packaging with spooky flair

🦇 Pair it with our other geeky or horror baby gear for a fully cursed gift set.

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Want to level up your gift? Choose our Boo Box upgrade and we’ll pack your set in a gothic black box with gold ribbon, purple shredded paper, and a spooky-cute vibe that screams “best gift ever”. Just click here to add it to your basket:
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🚚 Delivery & Details
• Processing time: 1–2 days
• Sent via Evri standard delivery
• Free UK shipping on all orders over £20 – use code JUNETERROR at checkout
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